Chefmikey, 39

I still haven't found what I'm looking for. I have a culinary arts degree from The International Culinary School at the Art Institute of Colorado. I currently live in Arkansas. I do not work in my feild of training right now.

I am here as kind a last resort with these type sites. I have been looking for the right woman for years now and never met her. I am a 26 yr old virgin and I'm starting to wonder if I'm too picky or virgins over the age of 16 are just figments of my slightly derranged imagination.

I was raised in a christian environment between the ages of 8 and 15 when I had my falling out with the church. I guess that has something to do with it too.

I'm a bit of an introvert at times, other times I can be an exhibitionist. I don't think I have any shame left LOL. I like heavy metal music and Monty Python. I'm a huge goofball and like table top rpgs and going to ren faires. I like camping and hiking and being out in nature.

I'm looking for a girl with a dirty mind and a pure heart. A great sense of humour and being smarter than me are all pluses (plusses?)

I need someone who can motivate me when I can't motivate myself, someone who can be a friend as well as a lover.

Most people say it's whats on the inside that counts, but lets be honest, physical attraction plays a huge role in this.

Maybe I'm turning into more of a pessimist than a romantic. HELP! LOL

This is the most honest I think I've been on one of these sites. I'm looking for something real, be it a friendship or a romantic relationship.