Introvertedman, 33

i just turned 30, so i’m officially over the hill. i’m basically a fossil falling into an abyss of middle age-ness. i’m obtaining “dad energy” by the second against my will.

oh lord, where did i go wrong? at 26 my fun was turning up the bar, skateboarding, and throwing pizza parties. now i’m grumpy until i get a morning tea and a newspaper.

i’m here to see where the wind takes me in this new chapter. i’ll show you my walking cane if you show me yours.