Mallet, 37
currently offline
Helena, MT, USA
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I yell at Buddha statues for jackin my look,
Dont fear the reaper...fear chipmunks... Im a 24 year old dude...grew up in the projects of California,now living in a mobile home park in Montana...ghetto with a dash of white trash...sounds delicious dont it? Im a stoner, manga and anime junkie, a huuuuge gamer and proud of it all, im chill as hell and really like conversating(?) Shy at first but warms up quickly is an understatement...a week into knowing me ill probably let you in on my plans for world dominat... and how i would sustain the new government i make... My addictions? well im glad i asked myself,they are: Diet soda, veggie burgers, cool ranch doritos, adult swim, MUSIC!!!11!, and using the "..." dots...makes me seem more...awesome o.o Some of my specific addictions... Music wise: The Postal Service, Alkaline Trio, oh damn freaking QUEEN! listening to freddy right now!, uhh Regina Spektor, Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid...yes im a bit of a juggalo...just a very weird one...back to the music: Modest Mouse, Wu Tang Clan and all the members solo s---, The Used, The Thermals, The Offspring! grew up with that band, The Killers, The Fray...lots of "The"s...Tegan and Sara, 3oh!3, Billy Idol, Blink 182! enema of the state was my first cd, BUSDRIVER! best rapper alive, Hot Hot Heat, Lupe Fiasco, Gorillaz, Goldfinger, Foo Fighters...i listen to alot more but these are bands that i love ^^ Movies...hmmm....Equilibrium, Blade 1 and 2, Tropic Thunder, Blazing Saddles, newer Star Trek movies and the Star Wars movies, The Dark Knight, Tommy, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Chris Farley, Christian Bale...every movie they were in, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease...i know its lame but for some reason that was watched alot in my house growing up and i have it memorized (insert a bunch im too high to remember atm here) T.V. well...2 words...Adult Swim...if a show was on it i probably freaking love it and will invite u over to watch it with me. Hit me up if u think you can handle the wierdness ^^
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'01"
Weight
350 lbs
Body Type
overweight, large, fat and proud, a few extra pounds
Movies
mockumentaries, steamy, indie, drama, action, horror, romance, animation, psychological thrillers, murder mysteries, comedy, sci-fi
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
brown
Hair Color
dark brown
Ethnicity
Native American, Caucasian, Mixed Race
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - maybe with the right person, no - open to adoption
Education Level
high school grad
Do you smoke?
420
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
class clown, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, anti-social, a couch potato, comic relief, better in small groups, flirt
Political Views
liberal
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then, Vegetarian, Mexican, Soul Food, Junk Food Junkie, Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Spicy
Personality
artistic, activist, nerd, punk, clown, introvert, liberal, white trash, flirt, romantic, intellectual, tree hugger, total slacker, loner, lover, geek
Individuality
superhero, paranormal believer, artist, circus clown, ninja, goatee, beard
Religious Views
Not Religious, but Spiritual, Not Religious
I'm looking for
soulmate, friends only, the yin to my yang, romance, relationship, conversation, miss right
My Sign
aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18
Pets
Cats
Gender
Male
Music
Ska, Trance, Rock, Punk, Rap, Progressive Rock, Hardcore, Post Rock, Indie, Alternative Rock, Techno, Hard Rock, Hip Hop
Hair Style
shaved head
Fitness & Sports
weightlifting, basketball
Languages
English
Looking for
Hobbies & Interests
naturism, music, movies, manga, killing zombies, internet, computers, writing, reading, sports, television, video games
Their Body Type
fat and proud, a few extra pounds, average, large, overweight, thick, voluptuous, pleasantly plump
Orientation
straight, bisexual
Relationship
single, single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home
Socially, they are
the life of the party, social butterfly, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, comic relief
Political Views
liberal, not interested in politics, independent, green party, democrat
Personality
nerd, activist, fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, loner, lover, pirate, punk, romantic, total slacker, tree hugger, white trash
Individuality
pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire, piercings
They are looking for
friends only, mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, dating, conversation
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