Let's face it... I've never been much into hooking up with women from running errands and going to bars, parties, etc. A part of me wonders if there's a more "introverted" side to those people. If anything, the best relationships I've had are from meeting online and through friends.Writing this short description, I'll try my best not to bore you and get right to the point:
I live with my parents while working part-time as a Walmart door greeter with the elderly folks, drive a skateboard, and play video games while smoking pot on my leisure time...
...No, I'm just kidding!
Geez! You really are gullible, aren't you?
Okay, being serious (and hoping I put somewhat of a smile on your face by now), I am a full-time student, majoring in Business.
I'm soon going to have launched my first entrepreneurial business in downtown and can't wait to see it bloom! Hurray! *golf clap* Are you proud of me?
I'm not a "fitness freak" but I do regularly go to the gym to keep in shape, seeing that I don't want to look and feel like crap. (Uh-oh! I used a bad word! I'll get the soap. You can do the scrubbing.)
Yeah, uhmm... uhh... uhmm...
[Random silence]
...
Wanna go out on a date with me?
I'M KIDDING!
Now why would I want to go on a date with a woman I don't yet know? -_-
I'm looking for a woman who is REAL and AUTHENTIC, SMART, FUNNY, SEXY, AMBITIOUS, TRUST-WORTHY, LOYAL, FAITHFUL, RESPECTFUL, MATURE, has INTEGRITY, DOES MY LAUNDRY, PAYS FOR EVERYTHING, AMAZING COOK... NO I'M JUST KIDDING ABOUT THE LAST 3 THINGS!!!
I'd like to meet my best friend and to possibly have true, real love together. What can I say... I'd like someone to adore, care for, to romance, to put my arms around... to hear laugh at my stupid jokes.
If you think you're Her, send me a message and let's see if we can paint a stunning picture together over some stimulating conversation.
~Matthew
